Last week, we were driving home from work in my coworker's car and a fat man on a bicycle rode by. He was bald, and looked pretty mean. He completely enveloped the bicycle on which he sat. Then, as he passed, we kept looking, and there was a small black bird with a bright orange beak, just perched on his back. Riding along as his pet.
Fat man with a little bird.
I wish my iPhone wasn't dead so I could have taken a photo.